

KiKi!! - She makes me want a million plumb colored dresses.
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He’s coming for you
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![onlysotoyaoi:
kaz-luminitia:
acidicdreaming:
lickthegerman:
sakura-celes:
williamtantantospears:
People born in 1990 can legally drink alcohol.
Obama was sworn into office 3 years ago.
Michael Jackson died over 2.5 years ago.
2007 was HALF A FUCKING DECADE ago.
There are kids in middle school now that don’t even remember 9/11.
There are girls born in 1998 who are pregnant.
There are over 600 pokemon.
no no no no no no no no
[[I DON’T LIKE GROWING UP.]]
Oh hey that’s how old I am.
/cries
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: T___T
T_T </3 I’m old
STOP FORCING ME TO ADMIT I AM AN ADULT… GAHHH](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxuuiv9Ylh1r156ugo1_500.jpg)
People born in 1990 can legally drink alcohol.
Obama was sworn into office 3 years ago.
Michael Jackson died over 2.5 years ago.
2007 was HALF A FUCKING DECADE ago.
There are kids in middle school now that don’t even remember 9/11.
There are girls born in 1998 who are pregnant.
There are over 600 pokemon.
no no no no no no no no
[[I DON’T LIKE GROWING UP.]]
Oh hey that’s how old I am.
/cries
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: T___T
T_T </3 I’m old
STOP FORCING ME TO ADMIT I AM AN ADULT… GAHHH
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When things in your life seem, almost too much to handle,
When 24 Hours in a day is not enough,
Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.
A professor stood before his philosophy class
and had some items in front of him.
When the class began, wordlessly,
He picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar
And proceeded to fill it with golf balls.
He then asked the students, if the jar was full.
They agreed that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured
them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly.
The pebbles rolled into the open Areas between the golf balls.
He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.
Of course, the sand filled up everything else.
He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous ‘yes.’
The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively
filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.
‘Now,’ said the professor, as the laughter subsided,
‘I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.
The golf balls are the important things - family,
children, health, Friends, and Favorite passions –
Things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, Your life would still be full.
The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, house, and car.
The sand is everything else —The small stuff.
‘If you put the sand into the jar first,’ He continued,
there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls.
The same goes for life.
If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff,
You will never have room for the things that are important to you.
So…
Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.
Play With your children.
Take time to get medical checkups.
Take your partner out to dinner.
There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.
‘Take care of the golf balls first —
The things that really matter.
Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented.
The professor smiled
‘I’m glad you asked’.
It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem,
There’s always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend.’That is actually beautiful.
Man… What a speech.
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Day 1.
1. Be honest - sounds like the most cliche thing in the book right? that’s because it’s actually true… If you want my heart, have the balls to tell me the truth. I want to be able to trust you, if I can’t do that, what the fuck in the point?
2. Get along with my family. My family is so incredibly important to me. If you can’t get along with them we have no future together.
3. Get along with my friends… Now this isn’t a one way street here, I have to get along with your friends too… If we can’t get along with at least some of the same people, how in the hell do you realistically expect to be able to get along with each other?
4. Give me back rubs. Once again, you rub my back, I’ll rub yours… but seriously. Back rubs are the shit, and if you’re good at them, i’ll be putty in your hands… somewhere close to literally… hahaha.
5. Put up with me. Nobody’s perfect and I tell ya, I can be a pain in the ass. I often ask Zach why in the world he puts up with my random day to day shit… but then I realize that I put up with his shit too… and that Most Likely… It’s because he loves me, and I love him, and people are generally annoying. So if you end up with someone who’s willing to put up with your general day to day annoyances… well then congratulations you’ve pretty much hit the jackpot.
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Wait, let me back up.
Hi, my name is Cara and I’m a 21 year old woman. Every 28 days, give or take, I have a period. And it fucking sucks. Today, was one of those where I take from the 28 day cycle. I wasn’t due for another period for at least a week, but considering that my period is pretty..
<3… This is why when I have my period I make it a point to say it to everyone. That way they’re warned that there is a chance I will be contemplating ripping them limbless that day AND I know whether or not their actually worth being around. “Hey guys, today sucks, there’s currently a crime scene in my nether regions, forgive me if I plot your demise today, but if you try not to say anything stupid I may not mentally devour your souls. P.S. my back hurts like a motherfucker… random back rubs are welcome”

Black Out.
I don’t understand why people needed this episode to clarify Regina knew about the curse. It has been pretty evident all along. Rumplestiltskin knows too.
It’s okay… I agree with this statement. I knew too, it was just never actually clarified. but of course. SHE’S SUCH A FUCKING BITCH I JUST WANT TO PUNCH HER IN HER FUCKING HEAD… what i don’t understand however is HOW THE FUCK she all of a sudden has the powers she did in the fairy tale world that there was no apparent evidence of her having in story brook so far. WHY NOW?! not fair. I loved graham. I knew he was the huntsman and that he would be fucking DOOMED. BUT NOT ALL IN ONE FUCKING EPISODE.
-.-
perhaps… he is seen again as the huntsman… because you know, he’s still around in the fantasy land while everything is going on up until the curse happens. OR OR OR maybe he gets to go back because he remembered before he died in story brook…. MAYBE JUST MAYBE… pretty pretty please.
I’m SO SAD RIGHT NOW
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Just stayed up watching all 11 episodes of 2 Broke Girls… it’s snarkily delicious!
<3
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Fucking shoot her.
:/:/:/
Dear “Gamer Girl”
No one gives a fuck.
It’s not a ‘gamer thing’ you’re just fucking dumb.
Fall off of a cliff.
Sincerely,
the REAL female gaming population.OH WOW SHE KEPT HER MAKEUP ON WHILE PLAYING ZELDA! THE WHOLE TIME! I WANNA BE A GAMER GIRL WHEN I GROW UP!!!!
I feel all warm and snarky…
Honestly… I think this chick has some awesome points. people need to get off her shit. I hate when guys are so fucking shocked that girls play video games. It’s annoying as shit. I wanna be able to have a legitimate conversation about Assassin’s creed or Skyrim or any other game I want to play. With a guy. Without him being fucking surprised that I know what a Khajit is.
Fin.